Oh gosh, Oh my oh My. You know, I like the things that the average nobodys scream in their heads. That's it.
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I was messing around on Grand Theft Auto until my mother took the remote from me and decided that she could play. She spends the first five minutes just moving the camera angle in a circle, until she drops a grenade and kills herself. Now she is spending GTA 4 having Niko be a good guy, she just said, “He’s Gandi, he’s not gunna steel a car. He works for a world of peace. Now let’s stay walking on the sidewalk.” This. Is. My. Mother.
“If you’re young, try not to get involved with the “too cool” crowd. That quickly becomes the crowd that’s too cool to work hard, too cool to take chances, and too cool to succeed.”
No he’s not… Nobody wants to be his boyfriend.
(Source: fascistbullyboy, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
